Sun Tzu

Sun Tzu said: "If words of command are not clear and distinct, if orders are not thoroughly understood, then the general is to blame."
So he started drilling them again, and this time gave the order "Left turn," whereupon the girls once more burst into fits of laughter. Sun Tzu: "If words of command are not clear and distinct, if orders are not thoroughly understood, the general is to blame. But if his orders ARE clear, and the soldiers nevertheless disobey, then it is the fault of their officers."
So saying, he ordered the leaders of the two companies to be beheaded.

The Rules of Stand Up

1. The first rule of Stand Up is, you do not talk while someone else is talking. 
2. The second rule of Stand Up is, you DO NOT talk while someone else is talking. 
3. You talk fast and you keep it moving fast. 
4. Tell us what you did yesterday. 
5. Tell us what you FAILED to do yesterday. 
6. Tell us what you will do today. 
7. Tell us who is BLOCKING you today. 
8. If this is your first day at Stand Up, you have to talk.

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